If you’ve played Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim at all, you’ve probably heard one of the guards talk about how they used to be an adventurer before taking an arrow to the knee. Well, I was going to write something remotely serious today but then I took an arrow to my knee. So we’re stuck with this instead.
Ok, that’s enough of that now. If you came here looking for serious Skyrim related content, then I am obligated to direct you toward Kit’s Basic Survival Guide as a starting point.